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Housemate: Ay meron ka ding ganyan (sabay turo sa pin na angel)?
Cheanne: Eh sa iyo yan eh.
Housemate: Ay talaga haha. Akala ko pa naman soulmates tayo!

nebolizer

Erynn: Kelangan ko na talagang bumili ng NEBOLIZER.

respondent criteria just got more stringent

Cheanne: Ang respondents natin dyan ay housewaves?

Housewaves noun
/'haus.weiv'/
: a woman whose work is inside the home, doing the cleaning, cooking, etc., usually does not have any other job, surfs during her free time

Wowowee: The New Battle of the Brainless

Hosts: Anong two-letter term ang tawag sa isang dating

ka-relasyon?

Contestant 1: Ex-Lover

Hosts: Ex-Lover... is wrong!

Constestant 2: Ex-Boyfriend

Hosts: Ex-Boyfriend... is wrong!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ObCTxr1QuU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZLTxueXkP4

bat lip anyone?

Woman: Yung mga face lift, nose lift... bat lip, hindi po covered yun [sa health card].

Bat lip: tawag sa medical procedure kung gusto mo ma-lipt and iyong batt.

low and jack

Cheanne: Yung mga nate-tetano pala nag low jack... [pause]... jack low...

ano daw?

Raissa: Saan ilalagay ito (turo sa chopping board).
Honey: Dyan sa likod ng chacking board.
Raissa: Chacking board? Hahahaha.
Honey: Dala lang yan ng aking feverish... (pause)... mouth.